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If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired.
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There is no graceful way to get off the field when you have just shit yourself in front of everybody during your Victory Lap.
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Is it that Starbucks' coffee tastes too burnt?
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More than race, the opinions on this issue probably divide rather cleanly between those who have worked low-level retail jobs since the start of the new century and those who haven't.
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Because what the director is saying is that Billy Dee "Colt .45 It Gets The Job Done" Williams had sex with men, too.
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You are spending the time in an exercise that was primarily made so that the executives can check a box for the lawyers to point to in potential lawsuits.
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I hope that one day he is able to find the geek girl of his dreams, but I will not be the one to dress in the Princess Leia slave-girl costume.
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That also applies if I am naked in bed with a woman.
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I don't know who the action figure was, but she wore a metal bra and had a cape.
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Because Julia Roberts is related to Eric Roberts, and Eric Roberts is crazy, and crazy is often genetic.
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As a slender white Jewish woman it pains me to say this, but even Natalie Portman -- beautiful, smart, slender Natalie Portman -- can be seen as complicit.
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Okay: one time is perhaps an accident, two times means you want to watch your girlfriend urinating.
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